Today mom's boss suggested that she get me a new kind of collar. I was all excited, thinking maybe it was something new and pretty, or maybe something that tasted like bacon. Boy, was I surprised! I'm not sure what I think of it yet, but I know what mom thinks of it! She thinks it's GREAT. She says it's like walking a "new dog." Well, if you want a new dog, why don't you just go out and get one, I say? Am I not good enough for you and your fancy walking behavior? HUMPH.
Mom thinks it's going to help me a lot, and says it already has. She says it keeps me closer to her side, and will keep me from trying to chase other dogs and critters. SIGH. She says I'll get over it, and trust her it is way better than some of the other collars that were in the store. Some of them had spikes on them! I am a lucky yellow dog that my mom loves me so much.
SIGH.
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