

Wut?
(plus advice)
We survived another Monday! I just got done with my workout, and am relaxin after dinner. I was a little worried for a while. I tore down the patio curtains with my big yellow hiney. And why does mom always set good meat on fire? Why is her cooking typically accompanied by billows of smoke? She is always calm under pressure with fire, and due to the organized nature of her kitchen she's prepared for any kind of flame. The pork chops actually turned out great, with only the fat burnt. Juicy and crispy! Just the way I like it. And it's a good thing she wasn't mad at me about the curtains. She says it's nothing that can't be fixed. Seems like the whole day has gone that way. Mondays are a drag, but nothing really happened that can't be fixed. So far at least! :)Later, I was really misbehaved, and mom got very upset with me. I thought she was never going to forgive me, ever! I was so bad. She went to the bookstore and got me a book to study! Big Yellow Boot Camp starts bright and early tomorrow. Here's a picture from the book. Apparently, there are a lot of dogs out there who act like idiots. I mean, this book is just full of silly dogs, and a lot of them look like me! See below:

This book uses Big Yellows in lots of the examples. It must be because we're so beautiful, I guess! Anyway, I spent the rest of the weekend studying, and blinking sweetly at my mom. How can she resist this face?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23879136/
Anyway, on the home front, the big news is the little baby tomato growing on one of mom's plants! The lettuce sprouted up almost overnight, and the green beans grew practically 8 inches, being nothing but dirt yesterday. Also the pepper plant that we bought, thinking it was a tomato, is making baby peppers.
Our 'puter has been acting up, but hopefully we can get some pictures up of the baby garden.