It's Friday! October is almost over, and the weather is turning so nice and cool! I love it.
I haven't received any advice requests from my readers lately. How is everyone?
Here's a pic of me relaxin' and rechargin', head plugged into my Big Blue Orb of Knowledge. I just wanted to let ya'll know I'm here, filling my pointy noggin with useful information to pass on whenever ya'll need it.
Hope everyone has a great weekend! Oh, and congrats to Uncle Jamie and Aunt Meredith, who are gonna get hitched!
She's giggling out of control! I'm afraid nothing can stop her. It's hard to get her to compose herself just from looking at the Cottonelle toilet paper package, which makes her late for work every morning.
I don't know how to help her. She's talking gibberish, going on about the soft schnoz, the oversized feet, the swirly tummy fur. She's out of control.
Oh who am I kidding... I love it! I get extra snuggles when she's like this!
Since I'm low on advice material lately, let's hear from a famous blonde...one of mom's favorites, Dolly! Thanks to YouTube, we can surf for all kinds of Dolly gems.
First, mom wants to know where she can get a bodacious dress like that! I am not being sarcastic, and neither is she! Mom especially loves that song, and the yodelling at the end. (She fancies herself a yodeller, this being one of her favorites, and also the Lonely Goatherd song from The Sound of Music. I just let her think whatever she wants, as long as she doesn't do it in public). I like the song too, but I would have handled that "big black dog in the yard" a little differently.
I love Dolly's wig, and that the theme of the set is YELLOW! Like me! And HEAR THAT GEE-TAR! It's an all around great video. And what a great love song! Girl leaves her better judgement behind, goes walking down the railroad tracks, and falls for the quirky but lovable, bearded hermit living in the dilapidated shack. People told her not to go there, but she went anyway. She said "Yeah!" when he asked if she'd stay. Way to follow your heart, girl!
Hope you enjoyed it as much as we did! We may make hearing from famous blondes a regular feature!
Well, I didn't really feel all that different when I woke up Saturday morning, but my mom told me I was Pet of the Month! I was in the middle of breakfast, so maybe I just wasn't really awake yet. I still feel like the same old me, only now a little yellower, a little fluffier, a little more cuddly and beautiful. Just a little. Anyway, it's back to business as ususal! Helping mom out around the house, being a foot-warmer, keeping the kitchen floor licked.
Lucy Jane Bananas (Lucille) is a 10 year old yellow lab who lives in Austin, Texas.
Lucy is experienced in bathroom demolition, wall-floating, and painting techniques. She loves giving financial advice, even though no one listens. She is a libertarian and supports the Troops.
Lucy pays respects in this order: To her first mom, Sally, and her boyfriend Wilbur and brother Dudley. She is less respectful toward her cousins, Truman and Penny. Because of that, they now live apart. They still love each other though.
Her nicknames are Big Pretty, Big Yellow, Big Lou, and Lou-Biskit.
soap (Zest and Ivory) shampoo body wash raspberry lip gloss AA battery 2lb bag of uncooked brown rice 1 box roach bait approx 1/4 bag of potting soil, fertilized 1 tube of travel toothpaste 1 yellow highlighter 1 box of straight pins (just tasted)