This is what happens when your addiction is bigger than you are. You have been really good for a really long time. You know there are eggs, salsa, and half-eaten rolls with butter and strawberry jelly in the garbage bag, and every part of your big yellow body knows that you shouldn't be in the garbage bag. But, mom forgot to take it outside before she left, and the opportunity is too much to resist. GARBAGE! Eggshells. Milk cartons. Ramen noodles. Expired salad. One last drop of fabric softener. Please don't judge me. It happens to a lot of dogs.
Exhibit G:
No comments:
Post a Comment